Yeah, I'm high

Doing a good deed doesn't require a lot of guys. All that's needed is one guy who has the burning desire to change the way things are. I had recently made up my mind to create a Non Profit humanitarian organisation, Kranti. I wanted all the people I knew to join and help me in spreading the revolution. Then started the tedious task of calling everyone I knew asking them to join in, with every person who joined me, came a small request and soon the end result turned out way more different than what I wanted i to be, some how, my organisation, my baby was molded into something that was just not me. True, every individual brings in something into the group but what if the whole core value of the company had been compromised just to bring in more people? Not cool. So I've decided, I'm gonna be a lone wolf... Do things the way I want to and in the process, helping as many people as I possibly can and maybe recruit a few like minded revolutionaries along the way. And as always, there will be the do no gooders, who will make fun of me and try to stop what I am doing for reasons best known to them. But I have no qualms about being the but of their jokes so,

Do what you gotta do,Maybe I can do something for you

You can be a thorn in my way but be prepared' I'm here to stay

try stopping me if you can, or go finish you master plan

either way, I'm invincible, so you better go to bed in your crucible.

:D I am EPIC, aren't I :P

Oh and it's good to be back, see you next time, Hopefully soon, until then, Hasta la vista, Baby.

Missed me? I'm back :D

As an atheist, a festival is the best opportunity for me to pan the religiously righteous. Think about it there are so many faults that I can point out that might make you reconsider your diwali plans but then who really cares about what I say? But that does not take away my right to type on a keyboard for a bunch of other jobless people to read So here I go.

Back when I used to listen to my mommy and hopelessly believe in the existence of a supposedly Universal deity, diwali always was my favorite day of the year. There was so much to look forward to playing terrorist and bursting fire crackers, the lights and the positive vibes in the air although I have to admit the sound was almost always disturbing then I became asthmatic the days succeeding diwali used to be painful and spent in bed but that didn't stop me from disliking the day.

Then I grew up, I started to doubt the very existence of a celestial being I tried to find as many reasons to pan festivals as I could. I love animals especially canines Every year on this day, many animals suffer because of all the cruelty they are subjected to. Watching the trauma they face during and after the day is heartbreaking. Plus all of us unwillingly are promoting child labor by purchasing thousands of rupees worth of crackers made by little kids who are deprived of their fundamental right to education and life by Inhuman money minded individuals looking for an opportunity to make a quick buck. Plus there is the ever present guilt of haring the environment.

Festivals are supposed to be guilt free and a time for giving something back for the world but the whole purpose has been redefined and how. Then again who am I kidding there are always guys who won't listen to a 17 year old cause "I am too young" But for all those who are listening, stay safe and have a guilt free holiday Until next time, this is your everyday nerd saying Auf Wiedersehen guys.

P.S. I know this post does not make sense at times but the sound of those fire crackers startles me and I lose my concentration. Sorry. And yeah the girlfriend post is gonna come up soon until then, stay tuned =]

One stupid Text message can make you write an entire Blog post :P

"Children, you spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up" normally you just laugh it off but then, spending 5 odd hours in college and burning your hands with boiling hot water and insanely hot modeling clay is not how I define normal ( speaking of burning, Someone please remind me to demand hazard pay from my college). So with nothing else worth doing, I sat down thinking.
Is standing up for something rebellious? Just cause you are not technically an adult, doesn't your opinion matter? Why is it always important for adults to be right and teenagers wrong? Now just so you know, I am not standing up for all those juvenile arrogant and spoiled brats who think they are always right cause I most of the times, you are not. As a civilized society that we supposedly are, we ought to sit down and have a mature discussion and then decide what and who is right but we don't why? Being a Self (over)respecting human most of us are, we hate to see ourselves being proved wrong cause we've got that huge ego prancing around always wanting to be oh so right.
As a teenager, I always found adults to be a bit too imposing for instance, I can claim that I know something about the Indian Independence movement that you didn't but you refuse to accept the fact why? Cause you were alive during the revolutionary period. Even if you were in a coma and lying in a bed during all those years, you claim to know more cause you sir were friggin alive during that time. WTF I mean WTBF. How absurd is that? You feel me? that's just what I see from my eyes, If you ask me to look at it from your eyes, no thank you sir. You clearly have a problem in your eyes. I know a real good ophthalmologist let me just recommend him maybe then you will actually wake up and smell the bread.
But being a true diplomat, ( :P) I am also the first here to point out that I am not immortalizing the younger ones of the society. In fact, it is them who I am annoyed at most of the time. call me an old guy but hey, what am I supposed to do when one of them comes upto me and tells me a chimpanzee and a gibbon are the something when clearly they are not. Or when he tells me that dinosaurs and man existed at the same time and goes to insane lengths (read bringing out comic books written by half brained retards) to prove his point. :-/
So I really hope at least a few of you jobless fellow retards understand what I mean and start ripping your elders/ juniors's heads off. Until you decapitate him/her, this is me Ro-geet saying au revoir :) Oh and thank Man for creating Hazard pay !!

I suck at thanking people :-/

Hey all, How you doing? So here what happened today, I spent about an hour trying to blog entry. Typing and erasing every few minutes, Today just wasn't a day for my imagination to leak out. My pipe was clogged and how! Every time I wrote something, I just ended up erasing everything cause I thought it wasn't entertaining or informative enough. So I called the plumber and he came up with a wonderful idea- Why not thank all the people who inspired me to blog?
So I thanked the good old plumber with a pat on the back and sat down to type. I started this blog out of holiday boredom in may I suppose. I thought I could pour out my feelings on the internet, but my laziness...well didn't quite allow me to do so. I had completely forgotten about the blog. One day my friend Mustafa happened to chance upon my blog from a comment I made on another blog. The first thing he said to me was " Occupation- Amateur conspiracy theorist" which referred to the entry in my blogger profile. then he asked me why I didn't blog and why I had just left the blog to die? I promised him I would start blogging pretty soon. I just felt like I had to start blogging after that. So a shout out of Syed Mustafa Hashmi, A real genius and a dear friend. Then a week passed on. College had taken most of my time.. Soon a conversation with a cousin of mine ensued in which she told me " Dude you have to start blogging" I sheepishly gave her my blog address with only one single entry made about 3 months back in may. She told me to resurrect the blog and asked me really start blogging. Today it is really because of her that I am 4 posts strong :) . A huge shout out to meher sahiti my cousin sister for being such a darling. http://www.vanillawhites.blogspot.com/ is her blog. This lady here is amazing. A true Friend indeed.
I also would like to thank all the people who follow my blog and also would like to tell the people who don't to start following it at the earliest cause who knows, my next blog entry might just be about you.
enough of congratulating people I know I suck at writing stuff like this. Maybe I should just stick to being my sarcastic best. Next time, I'm gonna quit doing beauty pageant moments like this and just go around cribbing at people. Until then, Bidaai mere dost. And yeah, If you ever find that plumber, bring him to me. Imma breck his bones. *evil grin*

Confessions of a confused mind

Everything happens for a reason or so they say. Well I really see no reason for what is happening now.
College they say prepares you for life. Well if this is what my life has come to, Boring and caught in between time? I prefer not to live. Before anyone cribs about how suicidal this post is going to be, trust me it isn't I'm just talking about what I have to go through every single day. I know i am supposed to be fortunate to even be going to college and there are scores of people fighting for my place, You can really take my place. Home education must be more interesting than my college.
How bad is it? Well try imagining yourself with zombies around you. Zombies can be fun I had a friend who I call zombie. But these guys, they are like genetically engineered to be boring and un interesting. I mean I don't hate you guys but maybe I'm just not your type. I don't enjoy talking about bollywood movies nor do I enjoy taking a zillion pictures of yours only for you to delete all of them cause your hair wasn't perfect or there was someone occupying one millionth of the frame. I mean come on how juvenile is that? Put yourself in my shoes for a minute and just imagine the amount of Chili sauce that's spontaneously being produced inside me just waiting for a chance to just spill out and burn your eyes! I don't hate you man. I just hope you were a little understanding, that's it. No offense.
But like they say there's always light at the end of the tunnel. Well, I'm in no tunnel so i guess I'll just have to deal with it. I being myself will keep barking. You guys, have a nice day ahead and remember, if a genie comes and grants you a wish, do me a favor and just remain a kid forever. till the genie comes, do svidaniya Guys.

Mind It!

Hate him or love him, you definitely cannot ignore him. He is India's answer to Chuck Norris, meet the original superstar the one and the only Sivaji Rao Gaekwad A.K.A Rajinikanth.
For a man with as humble a beginning as Mr. Rao, fame of this degree must have been possible only in his dreams. Born in a marathi brahmin family based in Bangalore Rajini rose from extreme poverty to being one of the highest payed actors in Asia often doing petty jobs as a child to make ends meet. He famously also served as a Bus conductor for the BTS before moving to Madras to join the south indian film fraternity. He started out doing negative roles with little or no recognition until his breakthrough role as Kali in the 1978 movie Mullum Malarum.
Thus started the birth of a superstar. Rajini's movies often consist of over the top plots with lots of masala and utter ridiculous fight scenes. Scenes which would make Chuck Norris question his own identity. But ironically, No one complains. Why? Because they worship the man as a deity and then Rajini movies are almost always entertaining. Exactly how entertaining? So much so that the man who acts only in tamil and a few other south Indian movies has a dedicated fan base in Japan too. However irrespective of the fact that he is possibly India's biggest star, Rajini also is a philanthropist and a mighty good one as well. He still drives around in his Fiat premier car.
Rajini is truly an inspiration to actors all over India. This is my tribute to the man who has made my movies fun.
Until next time in true Rajini style, I flip my spectacles and bid adieu :)

Hola

So, as I promised, I'm here..actually here, Blogging! So like I mentioned earlier, this blog is not particularly themed with ONE TOPIC. So I've wondering a lot and I've decided that after all, It's you guy's who are going to read the blog so I would definitely like it if you suggest a topic for me to blog on.
The topic, can be as diverse as it can possibly get. You like food? Me too! let's blog about it!
Civic apathy bothering you? I can understand! Let me blog about it. Cause, in the end, All that matters is what you want! Until next time, it's me herp.fanatic. Adios amigo.